Creative Baseball: Equipment, Cards & Quotations

Baseball Taglines

(to use as email signatures)

A day without baseball is like... er, well, not all that different.

A successful baseball player gets a hit only once out of every three tries

America's three favorite things: Apple pie, Baseball and Shopping!!!

Baseball has been bery bery gooood to me.

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

Baseball in the Bible??? Gen 1.1 In the Big Inning

Baseball is 9 innings, but a diamond is forever

Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical. (Yogi Berra)

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror. --George Carlin

Blue Wave: 75,000 smurfs at a baseball game.

Football is for men: Baseball is for intelligent men..

Golf: Baseball for those that don't have 8 friends.

I just came from a baseball party. It's one where all the bases are loaded

I never watched a baseball game I didn't like.

If hockey was easy, they'd call it "Baseball".

If you answer the door with a baseball bat in hand, you may be a Redneck

If you wear a baseball cap in church, you may be a Redneck

Never hit a man with glasses. Use a baseball bat!

Never pick on your sister when she has a baseball bat in her hand.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. -Dan Zevin

Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian. (H. L. Mencken)

Play ball: last 2 words of the U.S. national anthem at baseball game

Put Shoeless Joe in the Baseball Hall Of Fame.

Remember the good old days, when baseball players shaved at home instead of on television?

Robin, It's the baseball of doom! Hand me the... the Bat-bat!

Should I tickle the monkey before I eat the baseball?

Teach a bird to play baseball, he might make the mynah leagues.

The Joy of Sox - Boston and Chicago Baseball Players.

The best thing about baseball is, there's no homework.

The difference between politics and baseball is that in baseball when you get caught stealing, you're out

Things might be worse. Suppose your errors were published every day like those of a baseball player

What did the vampire's son do on the baseball team? He was the bat boy

What do you say when Betty Crocker comes out on the baseball field? Batter up!

Life is wonderful. Without it, there would be no hockey.

Mail without taglines is like Hockey without Fighting.

Non contact hockey is when a player gets up after the hit.

OLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal

Real men play hockey.

Send money! I need to get some hockey tickets!

SLEEP: What you do to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.

The game of hockey is never called off on account of missing teeth.

The only good hockey players are the ones with no teeth!

Yeah, I'm religious. Hockey's a religion, right?

You are a good example why you shouldn't play hockey without a helmet!

The other sports are just sports.  Baseball is a love.  (Bryant Gumbel)